Monday, January 24, 2005

House of depression and more depression

WTH!? I just finished watching House of Sand and Fog. Yeah, I get the whole independent vibe and creative whatever about this movie but dammit, some of us take anti-depressants to combat depression caused by daily life. We should be warned when a movie is sure to cancel out that medication...it's only fair...isn't it? I mean really...

If you haven't seen it, don't peek because I am about to spoil it for you with my Erin's Nutshell Synopsis of this freakshow of a movie.

Depressing...that's all, just...ugh..sad

Thursday, January 20, 2005

Something about Little People

How much of a freak am I that I just realized that they are pretty much all the same with different outfits? I JUST realized this after nine years of parenting. DS and I were playing with them last night and I thought "how neat, some of them look alike", then I realized that there are only like 5 of them or something like that and they are just dressed up as different things. I really should get out more.

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Seinfeld for Tots

One of my toddler's Laurie Berkner CDs has a song about Doodlebugs named George, Elaine, Jerry & Kramer...could it be? What the hell are doodlebugs and why are they them?

Tuesday, January 18, 2005

12 Degrees

I just sent my dd out to catch the bus in 12 degrees. Oh was she mad at what she had to wear to do so. I put a thick polar fleece scarf around her neck, a pair of nice warm gloves, a polar fleece cap, then her Gap Warmest Jacket and the hood. I zipped and buttoned the jacket, too. LOL It was funny, but she was maaaad! She reminded me of that kid from A Christmas Story when they pushed him over in the snow, but he had so many layers of clothing and a snowsuit on, so all he could do was flail about and he couldn't get up---too funny!

Wednesday, January 5, 2005

The Flight from Hell

We went to London and on to Paris over Christmas...11 days. It was a wonderful trip, but I would like to discuss the flight home from Paris.

For some reason, the flight back from Paris was about 8.5 hours! The flight into London was only a little over 5 hours...and it only took us about 2 and a half hours by train to Paris from London...so we weren't expecting such a long flight home.

2 y.o. DS started getting sick, like with a cold, in Paris a couple of days before we were to return home. He had a fever when we got onto the airplane, but I had picked up some Tylenol equivalent at a pharmacy the day before we left, so I gave him that. It seemed to help, but the fever spiked up again and he was fussy.

He was sitting on me when I realized that he had vomited on me. Not that cute baby spit up, but full on smelly vomit. He kept doing it and I got up and ran for the back of the plane where the restrooms were. We were in the very first row behind first class, so that was a very long sprint! LOL I was holding his head into my chest because I was scared he was going to vomit on someone else on the way back. When we got into the bathroom, I pressed the call button and an attendant came. I told her what was going on and she told me that she would get me a biohazard kit and I could try to clean up with that.

DH came with a change of clothes for Jordan and took him back to his seat. But...we hadn't brought a change of clothes for me on board...it was all in our checked luggage so that we could "travel light" on the way home. It just never occurred to me that *I* would need clothes during the flight. My entire top was covered and my whole lap. The flight attendant brought me CLUB SODA AND GAUZE to clean it up. As I wiped at it, I started to cry. How the hell was I going to get this out? And what would I do afterward? Was the smell going to come out? Is there somewhere I could sit that the smell wouldn't bother anyone? I took off my jeans and realized that even my underwear were soaked with it! Ugh! So I took those off, too. And here I am standing in the airplane bathroom completely naked from the waist down! Oh, and with just a bra on. Luckily that was somehow dry. And another lucky thing is that DH was wearing a tee shirt under his sweater, so I put on his tee shirt. But still, I was desperate because I knew I couldn't put my pants back on, it was too gross! At this point, I am SOBBING in the restroom because I am tired and stressed out and, well, naked.

I got a grip and looked around the bathroom (not much to look at, very small) and saw a blue folded up paper from the biohazard kit, a nice dark blue and big enough to wrap into a SKIRT! It was exactly like the paper that you put over your lap when you're getting an OB exam...except it was a pretty dark blue LOL. So I figured my only chance of leaving the bathroom and not spending the next 4.5 hours in it was to try to make the best of the blue paper. So I wrapped it around me and tucked it under and with a blanket around my shoulders, I walked back to my seat in the plane. And there I sat for the next 4 or so hours in a paper skirt, with nothing underneath! LOL

Oh no, the story is not over...So the plane lands in Washington DC and I am thinking "how am I going to get off this plane and through customs with a paper skirt on?" I needed to put more on. Maybe use a United blanket as a wrap? So we sit in our seats until every last passenger is off of the plane, so I can make a dash back to the bathroom and create my new outfit. Then all of the flight attendants are gawking at me, including one man. I make it to the bathroom, wrap up the blanket into a skirt and we leave the plane. I can only imagine the laugh the attendants are having after this.

The best part is that Morgan is saying "Mooooom! I can't believe you did this" and "why do you have to wear a blanket for a skirt?" through the airport, as if I am enjoying myself. We make it through customs and I run into the bathroom. Since we have to get our bags and recheck them for the flight to NC, Adam is able to pick out a pair of jeans and panties for me and Morgan brings them to the bathroom. I put them on. Now, low rise jeans don't normally go with high waisted panties, but at this point, who am I to complain? I put my jacket on and we get on the plane to NC.

And for our smelly clothes, well, DS's adorable Hanna outfit and my favorite jeans & tee shirt are in some garbage bin in a pink biohazard bag as we speak...

Wednesday, September 1, 2004

We made it to NC, but MAJOR MAJOR doggie drama!

We got here on Sunday and we're in our house since Monday. We LOVE it! We love the neighborhood, the area, the shopping, the hospitality--it's all great!

But...here's where the need for animal rights attorney comes in...long story, but would you expect anything less from me? LOL

Okay, so we knew that it would be hard on the animals to travel. They are both VERY attached to me (much like the kids!) and are a bit neurotic (much like me).

Our doggie, as you guys know, has been through a lot. In foster care forever, cataracts (half blind), breast cancer surgery a couple of months ago, the list goes on. So, at first, I had considered even finding her a new home to avoid traveling with her and putting her through more as she is too big to go as carry on on the plane, so she would need to go in the cargo slot, which I was a bit nervous of. Luckily, we came to our senses before the move and realized that we couldn't leave her behind and despite the trip, she was better off with us. The cat was to go carry on under our seat in her regulation cage.

Our flight was to leave San Diego, connecting in Dallas at around noon and on to Charlotte, NC. From the forecast, it had been mid-high 90s and would be all weekend in Dallas. We knew that if the temp in ANY of the connecting cities was over 85, she couldn't fly cargo on our plane, airline regulations. I called the airline a few days ahead of our flight with our dilemma. They said that they routinely fly dogs on separate flights that connect in cities without excessive heat. Since the forecast in Chicago was only in the 70's, they found her a flight that connected there, leaving SD at the same time as us and getting into Charlotte about an hour after us. COOL! We went ahead and booked her on that. It was different than the cargo hold on a passenger plane, more like how you ship parcels, but we were assured that this is standard for shipping animals.

Fast forward to Sunday. We get to the airport with all of our health documents, her in her kennel, food, water, padding in the kennel, all of that. we check her in at 5:30am pacific and we clarify with the guy checking her in that she will be in Charlotte at a certain time (approx 5:30pm est). Then we're good to go.

We get on our plane with the kids, the cat and way too much stuff. We get into Charlotte at about 4:30pm est. We wait around for our doggie after getting our luggage and she doesn't show up on the 5:30 flight. We went to the American ticket counter and asked where our dog was and she confirms that there was no dog on that flight. NO DOG? Surely there's been a mistake. My heart was racing and I was already panicking. I knew it! I knew she shouldn't be on an airplane all by herself. Ugh

I demand to know where my dog is and they finally realize that our dog is still in Chicago. This is now about 6pm est, and at this point, our dog has been on planes and who knows where else for approximately 9 hours. We couldn't get any info from them in Chicago at first and the person in Chicago tells the rep in charlotte that they had been trying to reach us by phone all day. HELLO, we've been on a plane all day. I started trying to remember which number I left with them and feeling really bad because I left MY cell phone in San Diego at my mother's house, where we stayed the night before. I was horrified and starting to feel like this was my fault totally. After about an hour and a half of getting NO info from anyone and the rep in Charlotte (who was being as helpful as she knew how), I called my mom in tears and left a message that they lost my dog in Chicago. I don't know how she even understood what I was saying. We were exhausted after being up since 3am and I felt like I was going to scream!

My mom calls us back about an hour later on dh's cell that she has spoken to someone in Chicago, the supervisor (that the rep in Charlotte couldn't get to come to the phone) and they were going to try to get Mysti on the next flight to Charlotte, but nothing on AA, so they were going to get her onto United. She would come in around 11pm. Then, we hear that that flight can't take dogs because of some other materials they are going to ship, so probably morning. I demanded to know how she was going to be treated until then. The supervisor assured me that she had Mysti out of her cage, IN her office and walking, feeding and watering her, but that she wouldn't eat (would you????)

My mom got them to book her on a flight getting into Charlotte at 9:15. They told us to come back to that baggage claim terminal at that time and she would be there. So we go back to our hotel and I was just exhausted. Plus, our hotel was about 45 min away from the airport. We had to make it down to get Mysti and get back to near our new house to sign final papers before 11am.

In the morning, we got to the airport and about 9:25am, I am standing watching the door by the baggage claim. Someone from AA comes over and asks if she can help. I tell her that I am waiting for my dog, where's my dog? She looks at me like I am from Mars and tells me that everything is already off of that plane, no dog. So I tell her that she needs to find my dog NOW and if they lost my dog again, I just don't know what I will even do. She calls around and tells me I need to go to another airport that's down the street because that's where she is. I tell her that she needs to actually get my dog HERE. My dh was livid, too and tells her that they are responsible for getting her to the place we were told to wait and they will. So, about 30 minutes later, here's my dog!

The rep that is at the airport at that time (who had no idea what had transpired the night before and didn't realize the major ass covering she was supposed to be doing) told me that it looks like my dog ended up someplace other than Chicago and that's why she wasn't here on time. WHAT?

I look at the original tag that I filled out on her kennel and the shipper's phone number is my mom's number and the recipient was my dh's cell. They NEVER ONCE called my mom's house OR dh's cell. Even if they'd not left a message, it would show BOTH places that they'd attempted to call.

This is where I get pissed. I called my mom and she told me that the supervisor had confided in her that it was the SECOND dog they'd lost THAT DAY and that they hadn't realized that Mysti was even "misplaced" until we called. So, the lies about them calling me all day (which I felt so terribly guilty about) and her being in Chicago the whole time---all lies!!

I have decided we are suing them. Not for money---but for them to either stop shipping animals that way or change the way that they do it. My dog could have died if someone who cared about animals hadn't come across her and took care of her. They had taken her to an emergency vet the night before, which they promised to do and she was so terribly drugged all the next day. It was painfully clear that she had no idea who I was or even who SHE was. Yesterday, she started recognizing us and responding with excitement to our voices again. My poor baby.

Wednesday, May 19, 2004

I was in the Motherhood outlet today to buy a couple of nursing items.

When I got to the checkout, the girl asked me if I wanted to sign up for some "program" where I would get freebies in the mail. I looked at the sign on the counter that she had pointed at to show me more about the offer and it was sponsored by Similac, Huggies and Parents magazine. It stated that I would get samples from all of them. I told her that I wouldn't be signing up because I don't WANT formula samples.

I then asked her if she happened to have a flyer that I could take home about the promotion and she said no, they just had that sign up.

I thought this was interesting and it was the first I had heard about this "alliance". Good to know.